Sniper Hamlet

To pee, or not to pee, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of a full bladder,
Or to create a sea of troubles,
And by doing so, ending the opposing team: to pee, to leek
No more; and by a piss, to say we end
The bladder-ache, and the thousand bladder pains
That Flesh is heir to?

I couldn't think of how to end this soliloquy (solilopee?), so I'll leave it at that.